{"id":1238,"date":"2012-06-19T19:16:01","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T17:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2012\/06\/19\/deset-dvod-pro-bychom-mli-zautoit-na-iran\/"},"modified":"2012-06-19T19:16:01","modified_gmt":"2012-06-19T17:16:01","slug":"deset-dvod-pro-bychom-mli-zautoit-na-iran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2012\/06\/19\/deset-dvod-pro-bychom-mli-zautoit-na-iran\/","title":{"rendered":"Deset d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d bychom m\u011bli za\u00fato\u010dit na \u00cdr\u00e1n"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"iran\"Kdyby to nebylo tak pravdiv\u00e9, satira Davida Swansona by byla k popuk\u00e1n\u00ed  <\/strong><\/p>\n

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1. \u00cdr\u00e1n vyhro\u017eoval, \u017ee se bude br\u00e1nit, bude-li napaden\u00fd, a to je v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00fd zlo\u010din. V\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9 zlo\u010diny mus\u00ed b\u00fdt potrest\u00e1ny.<\/p>\n

2. Moje televize \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee \u00cdr\u00e1n m\u00e1 jadern\u00e9 zbran\u011b. Jsem si jist\u00fd, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t to je pravda. P\u0159esn\u011b jako Severn\u00ed Korea (KLDR). Jsem si jist\u00fd, \u017ee jsou p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b na \u0159ad\u011b. My vybombardujeme jen ta m\u00edsta, kde v\u00e1\u017en\u011b opravdu jsou jaderky a kter\u00e1 jsou v ose zla. Vyjma Ir\u00e1ku; ten se li\u0161il.<\/p>\n

3. V Ir\u00e1ku to ne\u0161lo a\u017e tak \u0161patn\u011b. Kdy\u017e zv\u00e1\u017e\u00edme, jak hnusn\u00e1 je jeho vl\u00e1da, je lep\u0161\u00ed, s tolika zanechan\u00fdmi nebo mrtv\u00fdmi, jej opustit. Opravdu, l\u00edp to vy\u0159e\u0161it ne\u0161lo, i kdybychom to byli pl\u00e1novali. <\/p>\n

4. Kdy\u017e vyhro\u017eujeme, \u017ee odst\u0159ihneme \u00edr\u00e1nskou ropu, \u00cdr\u00e1n vyhro\u017euje, \u017ee odst\u0159ihne \u00edr\u00e1nskou ropu, co\u017e je naprosto nesnesiteln\u00e9. Co bychom bez t\u00e9 ropy d\u011blali? A co je dobr\u00e9ho na tom ji kupovat, kdy\u017e oni ji cht\u011bj\u00ed prod\u00e1vat?<\/p>\n

5. \u00cdr\u00e1n byl tajn\u011b za 11. z\u00e1\u0159\u00edm. \u010cetl jsem to na internetu. A kdyby nebyl, t\u00edm h\u016f\u0159. \u00cdr\u00e1n po cel\u00e1 stalet\u00ed neza\u00fato\u010dil na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd n\u00e1rod, co\u017e zna\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee jeho \u00fatok p\u0159ijde zaru\u010den\u011b hodn\u011b brzy.<\/p>\n

6. \u00cdr\u00e1nci jsou n\u00e1bo\u017een\u0161t\u00ed bl\u00e1zni, na rozd\u00edl od Izraelc\u016f a Ameri\u010dan\u016f. V\u011bt\u0161ina Izraelc\u016f nechce napadnout \u00cdr\u00e1n, ale zbo\u017en\u00e1 izraelsk\u00e1 vl\u00e1da chce. Protivit se tomuto rozhodnut\u00ed by bylo h\u0159\u00edchem proti Bohu.<\/p>\n

7. \u00cdr\u00e1nci jsou tak pitom\u00ed, \u017ee kdy\u017e vra\u017ed\u00edme jejich v\u011bdce, sna\u017e\u00ed se najmout prodejce aut v Texasu, aby najal drogov\u00fd gang v Mexiku, aby zavra\u017edil velvyslance Sa\u00fadsk\u00e9 Ar\u00e1bie ve Washingtonu, a potom to neud\u011blaj\u00ed – jen abychom my vypadali \u0161patn\u011b, a\u017e je za to budeme honit. Oh, a pitomci by m\u011bli b\u00fdt bombardov\u00e1ni. Nejsou civilizovan\u00ed.<\/p>\n

8. V\u00e1lka je dobr\u00fd \u010das pro ekonomiku USA, a pro \u00edr\u00e1nskou tak\u00e9. Jednotky rozm\u00edst\u011bn\u00e9 v \u00cdr\u00e1nu by kupovaly vete\u0161. A \u017eeny, kter\u00e9 p\u0159e\u017eij\u00ed v\u00e1lku, by m\u011bly v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1va. Jako ve Virginii. \u00cdr\u00e1nc\u016fm to dlu\u017e\u00edme po t\u00e9 ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 n\u00e1hod\u011b v roce 1953 (operace CIA k odstran\u011bn\u00ed \u0161\u00e1hova p\u0159edsedy vl\u00e1dy Mosaddeka, kter\u00fd zn\u00e1rodnil \u00edr\u00e1nsk\u00e1 ropn\u00e1 pole, \u010d\u00edm\u017e si z\u00edskal p\u0159\u00edze\u0148 lidu; pozn.p\u0159ekl.).<\/p>\n

9. Je to jedin\u00fd zp\u016fsob, jak celou oblast sjednotit. Bu\u010f vybombardujeme \u00cdr\u00e1n, a ten n\u00e1m odp\u0159is\u00e1hne v\u011b\u010dnou l\u00e1sku, nebo, bude-li to nutn\u00e9, okupujeme \u00cdr\u00e1n, abychom jej osvobodili jako jeho sousedy.Co\u017e by nem\u011blo trvat dlouho. Pod\u00edvejte, jak dob\u0159e to u\u017e funguje v Afgh\u00e1nist\u00e1nu.<\/p>\n

10. Necht\u011bj\u00ed n\u00e1m vr\u00e1tit tr\u016fn.<\/p>\n

U\u017e bylo \u0159e\u010deno dost.<\/p>\n

David Swanson, \u201eColdTypeReader\u201c (p\u0159eklad Vladim\u00edr Sedl\u00e1\u010dek)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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