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Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed rodina \u017eije v nov\u00e9m domku, s velkou zahradou a baz\u00e9nem, v\u0161e zat\u00ed\u017een\u00e9 v\u00fdhodnou hypot\u00e9kou.<\/p>\nIde\u00e1ln\u00ed rodina \u017eije v nov\u00e9m domku, s velkou zahradou a baz\u00e9nem, v\u0161e zat\u00ed\u017een\u00e9 v\u00fdhodnou hypot\u00e9kou.<\/p>\n
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V gar\u00e1\u017ei maj\u00ed rodinn\u00fd v\u016fz po\u0159\u00edzen\u00fd na leasing, stejn\u011b jako maj\u00ed na spl\u00e1tky vybavenou celou dom\u00e1cnost.Tak \u017ee jsou zadlu\u017een\u00fd jako prase a netu\u0161\u00ed z \u010deho to budou spl\u00e1cet.<\/p>\n
\u010clenov\u00e9 rodiny jsou \u010dty\u0159i, otec, matka a dv\u011b d\u011bti. Maj\u00ed doma psa, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b labradora.<\/p>\n
Mlad\u0161\u00ed je kluk,kter\u00e9mu st\u00e1le padaj\u00ed kalhoty a nechce do nich p\u00e1sek, star\u0161\u00ed dcera,kter\u00e1 st\u00e1le \u0159e\u0161\u00ed pup\u00ednky, kter\u00e9 odstran\u00ed jedine\u010dn\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edpravkem a ty \u010dern\u00e9 te\u010dky z nosu n\u011bjakou samolepkou. Otec pracuje jako \u0159editel firmy a v pracovn\u00ed dob\u011b chod\u00ed na tenis. Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee m\u00e1 schopnou sekret\u00e1\u0159ku, kter\u00e1 mu ochotn\u011b pod\u00e1v\u00e1 tenis\u00e1ky.<\/p>\n
Matka je \u017eena v dom\u00e1cnosti, ale od r\u00e1na m\u00e1 stra\u0161n\u011b moc pr\u00e1ce. Mus\u00ed vst\u00e1vat stra\u0161n\u011b brzy, aby byla p\u0159i serv\u00edrov\u00e1n\u00ed sn\u00eddan\u011b, skl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed se ze su\u0161enek a pomeran\u010dov\u00e9ho d\u017eusu, upraven\u00e1, namalovan\u00e1 a sv\u011b\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Po sn\u00eddani mus\u00ed doprovodit d\u011bti do \u0161koly, nesm\u00ed v\u0161ak zapomenout vz\u00edt sebou do kabelky l\u00e1hev Perwolu, aby mohla lidem v autobuse uk\u00e1zat, v \u010dem si pere svetr.<\/p>\n
Pak jde nakupovat a samoz\u0159ejm\u011b plat\u00ed kreditn\u00ed kartou. Po n\u00e1vratu z n\u00e1kupu uva\u0159\u00ed ob\u011bd ze s\u00e1\u010dku, do pol\u00e9vky nesm\u00ed zapomenout p\u0159idat vejce. Ob\u010das ji u va\u0159en\u00ed asistuje \u0161\u00e9fkucha\u0159 firmy, kter\u00e1 j\u00eddla v pytl\u00edc\u00edch dod\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Odpoledne m\u00e1 relativn\u011b volno, kter\u00e9 tr\u00e1v\u00ed s p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011bmi na proch\u00e1zce se psem a \u0159e\u0161\u00ed to, \u017ee bance mus\u00ed platit pen\u00edze, za to, \u017ee si tam pen\u00edze d\u00e1v\u00e1,nebo je u baz\u00e9nu na zahrad\u011b a mezi jej\u00ed nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed pat\u0159\u00ed – na rozd\u00edl od kamar\u00e1dek, kter\u00e9 se cht\u011bj\u00ed vd\u00e1t nebo rozv\u00e9st \u2013 l\u00e1hev miner\u00e1lky.L\u00e1hev s prac\u00edm pr\u00e1\u0161kem,m\u00e1 pochopiteln\u011b st\u00e1le u sebe, kdyby n\u011bkdo nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee ty \u0161aty v\u00e1\u017en\u011b nejsou nov\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Odpoledne se ze \u0161koly vracej\u00ed d\u011bti. Jsou \u0161pinav\u00e9 od \u010dokol\u00e1dy a syn je zamilovan\u00fd do pan\u00ed u\u010ditelky s v\u011bdom\u00edm, \u017ee se mus\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b moc a moc u\u010dit. Pak d\u011bti dov\u00e1d\u011bj\u00ed s kamar\u00e1dy na zahrad\u011b, v\u011bt\u0161inou si hraj\u00ed na indi\u00e1ny nebo s m\u00ed\u010dem.V ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b p\u0159ijdou domu \u0161pinav\u00fd jak prasata a maminka je za to s \u00fasm\u011bvem pohlad\u00ed a bez kec\u016f jim hadry vypere,aby byly na z\u00edt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas b\u011blej\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e b\u00edl\u00e9. K sva\u010din\u011b jim pak nab\u00eddne ml\u00e9ko a cere\u00e1ln\u00ed su\u0161enky, co\u017e parchanty nech\u00e1v\u00e1 ledov\u011b klidn\u00fdmi.<\/p>\n
Dostane je a\u017e jejich babi\u010dka, kter\u00e1 vyt\u00e1hne z lednice n\u011bjakou tu pochoutku s tu\u0148\u00e1kem.<\/p>\n
Otec mezi t\u00edm, p\u0159i n\u00e1vratu z pr\u00e1ce, zp\u016fsob\u00ed dopravn\u00ed nehodu, ale proto\u017ee m\u00e1 skv\u011bl\u00e9 poji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, tak od po\u0161kozen\u00e9ho \u0159idi\u010de po dr\u017ece nedostane.<\/p>\n
Po n\u00e1vratu dom\u016f se otec zab\u00fdv\u00e1 nat\u00edr\u00e1n\u00edm plotu tou nejlep\u0161\u00ed barvou, do \u010deho\u017e mu neust\u00e1le mudruje tch\u00fdn\u011b (babi\u010dka), kterou celkem vkusn\u011b uzemn\u00ed.Ale ve sv\u00e9 podstat\u011b u\u017e se t\u011b\u0161\u00ed,a\u017e u\u017e bude nat\u00edrat plot znova,proto\u017ee tch\u00fdn\u011b u\u017e tu nebude.<\/p>\n
Man\u017eelka mezi t\u00edm p\u0159i sek\u00e1n\u00ed tr\u00e1vy novou seka\u010dkou, kterou maj\u00ed d\u00edky kolu \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u201ezadarmo\u201c ,dov\u00e1d\u00ed na zahrad\u011b s rodinn\u00fdm psem a nem\u016f\u017ee si vynachv\u00e1lit, v jak\u00e9 je skv\u011bl\u00e9 kondici a jak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 hovno d\u011bl\u00e1 na \u010derstv\u011b posekan\u00fd tr\u00e1vn\u00edk, d\u00edky granul\u00edm, kter\u00fdmi ho krm\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Dcera u\u017e asi hodinu u po\u010d\u00edta\u010de a p\u0159i zapnut\u00e9 plazmov\u00e9 televizi, telefonuje s k\u00e1mo\u0161kama, proto\u017ee s telefonn\u00edm tarifem, kter\u00fd maj\u00ed, se to ur\u010dit\u011b vyplat\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Je \u010das ve\u010de\u0159e. Objedn\u00e1vaj\u00ed si p\u0159es rozvoz pizzu, kter\u00e1 je ta jedin\u00e1 prav\u00e1 italsk\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Po ve\u010de\u0159i man\u017eelka vezme tot\u00e1ln\u011b \u0161pinav\u00fd ubrus, na kter\u00e9m jsou zbytky j\u00eddla a mapy od v\u00edna – mimochodem jedin\u00e9ho prav\u00e9ho portsk\u00e9ho – post\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 skvrny z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00fdm prost\u0159edkem a \u0161oupne jej do pra\u010dky. Do pran\u00ed samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nep\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd doporu\u010den\u00fd prost\u0159edek,tak\u017ee pra\u010dka brzo odejde.Ale kone\u010dn\u011b si zase m\u016f\u017ee pozvat toho p\u011bkn\u00e9ho oprav\u00e1\u0159e.<\/p>\n
Kdy\u017e u\u017e je v t\u00e9 koupeln\u011b, tak na doporu\u010den\u00ed jedn\u00e9 pan\u00ed doktorky p\u0159et\u0159e dal\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00fdm prost\u0159edkem obklady, umyvadlo a vanu.Pohledem na \u0161pinav\u00fd had\u0159\u00edk to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee u\u017e tam neukl\u00edzela minim\u00e1ln\u011b p\u011bt let.<\/p>\n
Man\u017eel mezit\u00edm s kamar\u00e1dy na pivu \u0159e\u0161\u00ed, \u017ee ten v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed je n\u011bjak\u00fd divn\u00fd a mezit\u00edm polyk\u00e1 pilulky proti zv\u011bt\u0161en\u00ed prostaty.<\/p>\n
D\u011bti \u0161ly sp\u00e1t pod pe\u0159inami, jejich\u017e povle\u010den\u00ed je tak hebou\u010dk\u00e9, proto\u017ee je pral s\u00e1m kr\u00e1l\u00edk Azurit. A budou se jim zd\u00e1t ur\u010dit\u011b jen ty nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sny!<\/p>\n
Man\u017eelka si napust\u00ed vanu, p\u0159id\u00e1 do n\u00ed \u00fachvatnou p\u011bnu, d\u00edky kter\u00e9 se po vykoup\u00e1n\u00ed bude c\u00edtit tak skv\u011ble, jako by cel\u00fd den nebyla v jednom kole, ale d\u011blala \u00fapln\u00fd hovno.<\/p>\n
Pak si vodrbe ve\u0161ker\u00e9 ochlupen\u00ed na cel\u00e9m t\u011ble a nama\u017ee se n\u011bkolika kr\u00e9my, \u010d\u00edm\u017e odstran\u00ed celulitidu, bude m\u00edt ploch\u00e9 b\u0159icho a vyrostou j\u00ed kozy aspo\u0148 o dv\u011b \u010d\u00edsla. P\u0159itom bude m\u00edt taky bronzovou barvu.<\/p>\n
Man\u017eel se vrac\u00ed z hospody, ale proto\u017ee m\u00e1 op\u011bt sv\u00e9 dny, jde je\u0161t\u011b se sousedem vy\u017erat fla\u0161ku n\u011b\u010deho v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b ho\u0159k\u00e9ho a v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b dobr\u00e9ho. Pak do sebe hod\u00ed modrou pilulku a p\u0159itul\u00ed se k man\u017eelce. P\u0159ed t\u00edm si samoz\u0159ejm\u011b vlo\u017e\u00ed do huby pl\u00e1tek \u017ev\u00fdka\u010dky pro sv\u011b\u017e\u00ed dech, proto\u017ee alkohol moc v\u00e1bn\u00fd dech nevytvo\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n
No, nesm\u00ed na \u017eenu d\u00fdchat moc rychle a moc zbl\u00edzka, aby mu p\u0159i sexu d\u00edky jeho ledov\u011b sv\u011b\u017e\u00edmu dechu nezmrzla.<\/p>\n
Z toho v\u0161eho vypl\u00fdv\u00e1, \u017ee v ide\u00e1ln\u00ed rodin\u011b se man\u017eel fl\u00e1k\u00e1 v pr\u00e1ci a po ve\u010derech chlast\u00e1, man\u017eelka \u0159e\u0161\u00ed s kamar\u00e1dkami kraviny, parchanti jsou rozmazlen\u00ed a po\u0159\u00e1d \u0161pinav\u00ed a neum\u00ed kulturn\u011b stolovat. Doma maj\u00ed v\u0161ude \u0161p\u00ednu,zadlu\u017een\u00fd jsou a\u017e do roku 2300 ale navenek se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee jsou v\u0161ichni stra\u0161n\u011b \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed, vesel\u00ed a spokojen\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Kr\u00e1sn\u00fd den!<\/p>\n
Do\u0161lo e-mailem …<\/em> Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed rodina \u017eije v nov\u00e9m domku, s velkou zahradou a baz\u00e9nem, v\u0161e zat\u00ed\u017een\u00e9 v\u00fdhodnou hypot\u00e9kou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1639,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[6],"tags":[123,60,358],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1640"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1640\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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