{"id":1692,"date":"2006-08-31T09:39:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T07:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2006\/08\/31\/za-par-let-v-eu\/"},"modified":"2006-08-31T09:39:36","modified_gmt":"2006-08-31T07:39:36","slug":"za-par-let-v-eu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2006\/08\/31\/za-par-let-v-eu\/","title":{"rendered":"Za p\u00e1r let v EU……"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"logo\"Tak takhle bude jednou vypadat informa\u010dn\u00ed spole\u010dnost… <\/p>\n

Telefonick\u00e1 objedn\u00e1vka pizzy v roce 2015 v EU <\/p>\n

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Pizzaservis: Dobr\u00fd den! D\u011bkujeme, \u017ee jste zavolali Pizzeriu Volcano.M\u016f\u017eeme… <\/p>\n

Z\u00e1kazn\u00edk: Dobr\u00fd den, r\u00e1d bych si n\u011bco objednal. <\/p>\n

P: M\u016f\u017eete mi nejd\u0159\u00edve pov\u011bd\u011bt Va\u0161e NIDC? <\/p>\n

Z: Moje N\u00e1rodn\u00ed Identifika\u010dn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo je, mal\u00fd moment…6102049998-45-54610. <\/p>\n

P: D\u011bkujeme, pane Halu\u0161ka. Bydl\u00edte v R\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 ulici 25 a Va\u0161e telefonn\u00ed \u010d\u00edsloje 421-70-645-62-45. Va\u0161e \u010d\u00edslo pr\u00e1ce ve firme Rourky a trubi\u010dky s.r.o. je 421-70-455-87-87, klapka 47. Z kter\u00e9ho telefonu vol\u00e1te? <\/p>\n

Z: Co\u017ee? Jsem te\u010f doma. Odkud m\u00e1te v\u0161echny ty informace? <\/p>\n

P: Jsme napojen\u00ed na n\u00e1rodn\u00ed modul Evropsk\u00e9ho informa\u010dn\u00edho syst\u00e9mu. <\/p>\n

Z:\u00a0Aha, no dob\u0159e. Cht\u011bl bych si objednat dv\u011b z Va\u0161ich speci\u00e1ln\u00edch pizz s extra porc\u00ed masa. <\/p>\n

P: To by pro V\u00e1s nebylo vhodn\u00e9. <\/p>\n

Z: Pros\u00edm? <\/p>\n

P: Podle Va\u0161ich l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00fdch z\u00e1znam\u016f m\u00e1te vysok\u00fd krevn\u00ed tlak a extr\u00e9mn\u011b vysokou hladinu cholesterolu. Va\u0161e zdravotn\u00ed poji\u0161\u0165ovna by V\u00e1m Va\u0161i velmi nezdravou volbu j\u00eddla ur\u010dit\u011b nepovolila. <\/p>\n

Z: A do h\u00e1je! A co byste mi teda doporu\u010dili? <\/p>\n

P: Mohli byste vyzkou\u0161et na\u0161i s\u00f3jovo-jogurtovou pizzu s\u00a0n\u00edzk\u00fdm obsahem tuku.Ur\u010dit\u011b V\u00e1m bude chutnat. <\/p>\n

Z: Jak m\u016f\u017eete v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee mi bude chutnat? <\/p>\n

P: Minul\u00fd t\u00fdden jste si v knihovn\u011b vyp\u016fj\u010dil knihu S\u00f3jov\u00e9 recepty pro gurm\u00e1ny. Proto si mysl\u00edme, \u017ee by V\u00e1m tato pizza vyhovovala. <\/p>\n

Z: Tak teda dob\u0159e. Vezmu si teda tyto dv\u011b pizzy,rodinnou velikost pros\u00edm.Kolik m\u011b ten \u0161p\u00e1s bude st\u00e1t? <\/p>\n

P: V\u00fdborn\u011b, to by m\u011blo pro V\u00e1s, Va\u0161i man\u017eelku a Va\u0161e \u010dty\u0159i d\u011bti sta\u010dit.Ten \u0161p\u00e1s, jak jste to nazvali, V\u00e1s vyjde na 40 euro. <\/p>\n

Z: D\u00e1m V\u00e1m \u010d\u00edslo m\u00e9 kreditn\u00ed karty. <\/p>\n

P: Je n\u00e1m l\u00edto, ale budete muset zaplatit v hotovosti. \u00dav\u011brov\u00fd r\u00e1mec Va\u0161\u00ed kreditn\u00ed karty jste p\u0159e\u010derpali p\u0159ed 12 dny. <\/p>\n

Z: Aha, tak teda sko\u010d\u00edm do bankomatu pro pen\u00edze, abych m\u011bl, a\u017e p\u0159ijede Va\u0161e dod\u00e1vka. <\/p>\n

P: Ob\u00e1v\u00e1m se, \u017ee ani z toho nic nebude. I kontokorentn\u00ed \u00fav\u011br na Va\u0161em osobn\u00edm \u00fa\u010dtu jste u\u017e p\u0159e\u010derpali. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by v\u00e1m mohla p\u016fj\u010dit pan\u00ed Vajc\u00edkov\u00e1 z p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed. Podle na\u0161ich z\u00e1znam\u016f dostala v\u010dera d\u016fchod a po zaplacen\u00ed n\u00e1jemn\u00e9ho a v\u0161ech poplatk\u016f by je\u0161t\u011b m\u011bla m\u00edt 52 euro, pokud mezit\u00edm nebyla nakupovat… <\/p>\n

Z: To je jedno.Jednodu\u0161e ty pizzy po\u0161lete. Pen\u00edze budu m\u00edt p\u0159ipraven\u00e9. Jak dlouho to bude trvat? <\/p>\n

P: Budeme m\u00edt trochu zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed, m\u00e1me mnoho objedn\u00e1vek. Odhadujeme to zhruba na 30 minut.Pokud ale sp\u011bch\u00e1te, m\u016f\u017eete si pizzy p\u0159ijet vyzvednout osobn\u011b,kdy\u017e budete m\u00edt pen\u00edze. Ale mysl\u00edm si, \u017ee transport rodinn\u00fdch pizz na motorce nen\u00ed p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 pohodln\u00fd. <\/p>\n

Z: Odkud v\u00edte, \u017ee jezd\u00edm na motorce? <\/p>\n

P: Je tu pozn\u00e1mka, \u017ee jste p\u0159estali spl\u00e1cet Va\u0161e auto. Ale motorku u\u017e m\u00e1te splacenou, tak\u017ee p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee ji pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1te. <\/p>\n

Z: Ale te\u010f jste m\u011b u\u017e fakt nasrali, vy… <\/p>\n

P: D\u00e1vejte si laskav\u011b pozor na jazyk, pane! Kv\u016fli ur\u00e1\u017ece na cti st\u00e1tn\u00edho \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edka jste u\u017e byl v roce 2009 trestan\u00fd. <\/p>\n

Z: – lap\u00e1 po dechu – <\/p>\n

P: P\u0159ejete si je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco? <\/p>\n

Z: Ne, d\u011bkuji. Vlastn\u011b ano, nezapome\u0148te mi p\u0159ibalit ty dva litry Eurocoly zadarmo, jak to slibujete v reklam\u011b! <\/p>\n

P: Je mi l\u00edto, ale vylu\u010dovac\u00ed dolo\u017eka k EU norm\u011b \u010d. Y236 Z5630098\/2010 v\u00fddej slazen\u00fdch n\u00e1poj\u016f zadarmo diabetik\u016fm p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b zakazuje…. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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