{"id":569,"date":"2007-02-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/02\/03\/zpravy-serialy-adny-rozdil\/"},"modified":"2007-02-03T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T23:00:00","slug":"zpravy-serialy-adny-rozdil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/02\/03\/zpravy-serialy-adny-rozdil\/","title":{"rendered":"Zpr\u00e1vy, seri\u00e1ly, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd rozd\u00edl"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"logo\"P\u0159ed n\u011bkolika dny zem\u0159el americk\u00fd fejetonista Art Buchwald. Od mali\u010dka jsem si schov\u00e1val jeho \u010dl\u00e1nky. Vtipn\u011b komentovaly americkou realitu. Pokud by v\u00e1m jeho fejetony, star\u00e9 a\u017e 30 let, n\u011bco p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly, nen\u00ed to podobnost \u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodn\u00e1. To, co kritizoval, se pomalu p\u0159esunulo i k n\u00e1m. <\/p>\n

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M\u00e1m probl\u00e9m a mo\u017en\u00e1 mnoho jin\u00fdch Ameri\u010dan\u016f m\u00e1 podobn\u00e9 probl\u00e9my. Nedovedu rozpoznat zpravodajsk\u00e9 relace televize od krimin\u00e1ln\u00edch dramat, je\u017e n\u00e1sleduj\u00ed hned po nich. <\/p>\n

Nejsem si jist, zda jsem vid\u011bl Patty Hearstovou, jak vylupuje banku se samopalem v ruce, ve zpravodajsk\u00e9 relaci Waltera Cronkita, nebo v seri\u00e1lu \u201eNa ulic\u00edch San Franciska". Byla Sara Jane Moorov\u00e1 postavou v dobrodru\u017en\u00e9m seri\u00e1lu Cannon, nebo se opravdu sna\u017eila zast\u0159elit prezidenta Spojen\u00fdch st\u00e1t\u016f? <\/p>\n

Realita a fikce se sl\u00e9vaj\u00ed v jedno. Nezd\u00e1 se, \u017ee by byl velk\u00fd rozd\u00edl mezi Lynettou Frommovou, co si tak\u00e9 cht\u011bla vyst\u0159elit na prezidenta, a onou choromyslnou hippy, kterou v\u00edd\u00e1me v seri\u00e1lu P\u011bt-O na Havaji. <\/p>\n

Co vlastn\u011b asi d\u011blaj\u00ed bl\u00e1zni, kdy\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b nechod\u00ed po ulic\u00edch a nem\u00ed\u0159\u00ed sv\u00e9 pistole na lidi? Sed\u00ed doma a d\u00edvaj\u00ed se na televizi? P\u0159edstavuj\u00ed si ve sv\u00e9 fantazii, \u017ee jejich d\u016fm je obkl\u00ed\u010den gangstery ze seri\u00e1lu S. W. A. T., nebo \u017ee je Efrem Cymbalista z po\u0159adu FBI hon\u00ed v helikopt\u00e9\u0159e? <\/p>\n

Ztoto\u017e\u0148uj\u00ed se s lidmi, kte\u0159\u00ed se pokou\u0161ej\u00ed zab\u00edt McClouda, nebo s jin\u00fdmi, kte\u0159\u00ed se pokou\u0161ej\u00ed zn\u00e1silnit Angeliku Dickinsonovou v seri\u00e1lu Policistka? <\/p>\n

Vid\u011bl jsem bankovn\u00ed loupe\u017e ve zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch v \u0161est hodin ve\u010der nebo to bylo v seri\u00e1lu Pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed Barbary? <\/p>\n

Kdo vlastn\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e zpravodajsk\u00e9 relace a kdo krimin\u00e1ln\u00ed dramata? Jsou to tit\u00ed\u017e lid\u00e9?
Vid\u011bl prezident Ford hodn\u011b film\u016f s Johnem Waynem v televizi?
V\u00edm, \u017ee jsem zaslechl n\u011bco o jedn\u00e9 \u017een\u011b, kter\u00e9 policie sebrala pistoli \u010dty\u0159ia\u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtku a ve dvan\u00e1cti hodin\u00e1ch byla schopna koupit si osmat\u0159ic\u00edtku. Ale v jak\u00e9m programu jsem to vid\u011bl? Bylo to v Dne\u0161n\u00edch aktualit\u00e1ch, nebo to mohlo b\u00fdt v seri\u00e1lu Baretta?
Kde jsou v\u0161ichni ti budouc\u00ed atent\u00e1tn\u00edci a vrahov\u00e9? Maj\u00ed barevnou televizi, nebo \u010dernob\u00edlou? <\/p>\n

V televizi ukazovali pistoli, kterou se daj\u00ed st\u0159\u00edlet otr\u00e1ven\u00e9 n\u00e1boje, je\u017e kohokoliv zabij\u00ed v patn\u00e1cti vte\u0159in\u00e1ch. Tu\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee o tom mluvil koment\u00e1tor Dan Schorr, ale nevylu\u010duji, \u017ee to bylo v seri\u00e1lu Posl\u00e1n\u00ed: nemo\u017en\u00e9. <\/p>\n

Opravdu se n\u011bkdo sna\u017eil zab\u00edt toho p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 sm\u011bl\u00e9ho novin\u00e1\u0159e Jacka Andersona, nebo to bylo o n\u011bjak\u00e9m chlap\u00edkovi z po\u0159adu Conrack? K\u00e9\u017e bych si jen mohl vzpomenout!
V televizi byl n\u011bjak\u00fd \u00fanos. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to byl chlapec jm\u00e9nem Bronfman. \u00danosce chytli. Ale kdo jej chytil? Opravdov\u00e1 policie, nebo seri\u00e1lov\u00fd Harry O? Na jak\u00e9 show se d\u00edvaj\u00ed \u00fanosci, kdy\u017e je policie chyt\u00ed? Na zpravodajsk\u00e9 relace, nebo na detektivn\u00ed dramata? <\/p>\n

C\u00edt\u00ed lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed se chystaj\u00ed n\u011bkoho zab\u00edt, z\u00e1vist v\u016f\u010di n\u011bkolikan\u00e1sobn\u00e9mu vrahovi Charlesovi Mansonovi? Z\u00e1vid\u00ed atent\u00e1tnici Frommov\u00e9, kdy\u017e ji vid\u00ed v televizn\u00edm \u017durn\u00e1lu? Sn\u00ed o tom, \u017ee i oni se brzy budou u\u0161klebovat v z\u00e1\u0159i reflektor\u016f zam\u011b\u0159en\u00fdch na n\u011b a jejich policejn\u00ed doprovod? Nebo si sp\u00ed\u0161e p\u0159edstavuj\u00ed, \u017ee jsou to oni, kdo uskute\u010d\u0148uj\u00ed p\u0159est\u0159elku s Charlesem Bronsonem na p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edm ve\u010dern\u00edm programu ABC? <\/p>\n

Jestli\u017ee j\u00e1 s\u00e1m nedovedu odli\u0161it skute\u010dn\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti od fikc\u00ed, jak by mohli oni? Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee u\u017e n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho jako skute\u010dn\u00e1 ud\u00e1lost v\u016fbec neexistuje. Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee u\u017e nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 fikce. Ale na co se to potom vlastn\u011b d\u00edv\u00e1me a jak to na n\u00e1s p\u016fsob\u00ed ? <\/p>\n

A jestli\u017ee to p\u016fsob\u00ed na n\u00e1s, jak to mus\u00ed p\u016fsobit na n\u011b \u2014 na ty osam\u011bl\u00e9 lidi trp\u00edc\u00ed frustracemi a komplexy, kdy\u017e sed\u00ed ve sv\u00fdch uboh\u00fdch kom\u016frk\u00e1ch a pohr\u00e1vaj\u00ed si se sv\u00fdmi dvaadvac\u00edtkami, osmat\u0159ic\u00edtkami, p\u011bta\u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtkami a v\u016fbec jak\u00fdmikoliv zbran\u011bmi, je\u017e si p\u0159ed t\u00fddnem koupili v n\u011bjak\u00e9m obchod\u011b? <\/p>\n

Mluv\u010d\u00ed spole\u010dnosti Celoamerick\u00fd prodej pu\u0161ek prohl\u00e1sil ve zpravodajsk\u00e9m programu Mike Wallacea, \u017ee lidi nezab\u00edj\u00ed j\u00ed pistole a pu\u0161ky, lidi zab\u00edjej\u00ed lid\u00e9. Nebo jsem to snad vid\u011bl v seri\u00e1lu Kojak? <\/p>\n

Za nic na sv\u011bte si nemohu vzpomenout. <\/p>\n

ART BUCHWALD <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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