{"id":570,"date":"2007-02-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-09T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/02\/10\/volebni-pravo-ernoch\/"},"modified":"2007-02-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-09T23:00:00","slug":"volebni-pravo-ernoch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/02\/10\/volebni-pravo-ernoch\/","title":{"rendered":"VOLEBN\u00cd PR\u00c1VO \u010cERNOCH\u016e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-3\" src=\"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/logo.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"logo\" title=\"logo\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"100\" height=\"65\" align=\"left\" \/>P\u0159ed n\u011bkolika dny zem\u0159el americk\u00fd fejetonista Art Buchwald. Od mali\u010dka jsem si schov\u00e1val jeho \u010dl\u00e1nky. Vtipn\u011b komentovaly americkou realitu. Pokud by v\u00e1m jeho fejetony, star\u00e9 a\u017e 30 let, n\u011bco p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly, nen\u00ed to podobnost \u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodn\u00e1. To, co kritizoval, se pomalu p\u0159esunulo i k n\u00e1m. <\/p>\n<p> &nbsp; <\/p>\n<p> <!--more--> <\/p>\n<p> VOLEBN\u00cd PR\u00c1VO \u010cERNOCH\u016e (\u010dl\u00e1nek z poloviny 60. let)  <\/p>\n<p> V\u011bt\u0161ina Ameri\u010dan\u016f ze v\u0161ech vrstev n\u00e1roda nesouhlas\u00ed se zkou\u0161kami gramotnosti, kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed b\u00fdt p\u0159edpokladem volebn\u00edho pr\u00e1va. Tyto zkou\u0161ky br\u00e1n\u00ed mnoha \u010dernoch\u016fm na jihu Spojen\u00fdch st\u00e1t\u016f i v jin\u00fdch oblastech v \u00fa\u010dasti na volb\u00e1ch. Jak se zjistilo pr\u016fzkumem Gallupova \u00fastavu, americk\u00e1 ve\u0159ejnost v pom\u011bru skoro 3:2 soud\u00ed, \u017ee pr\u00e1vo volit maj\u00ed m\u00edt i ti, kdo neum\u011bj\u00ed \u010d\u00edst a ps\u00e1t. Je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed po\u010det dot\u00e1zan\u00fdch je proti n\u00e1vrhu, aby volebn\u00ed pr\u00e1vo m\u011bli jen ti, kdo maj\u00ed nejm\u00e9n\u011b p\u011btilet\u00e9 \u0161koln\u00ed vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed.  <\/p>\n<p> Dostat se k volb\u00e1m ve m\u011bst\u011b Buvol\u00ed Bi\u010d (Alabama) nen\u00ed tak lehk\u00e9, jak by si \u010dlov\u011bk mohl myslet. Nejd\u0159\u00edv se mus\u00edte propl\u00ed\u017eit hradbou \u0161erifovy j\u00edzdn\u00ed policie, pak si probojovat cestu mrakem slzotvorn\u00e9ho plynu st\u00e1tn\u00ed policie a kone\u010dn\u011b mus\u00edte p\u0159esko\u010dit stovky ohrad na dobytek.<br \/> A kdy\u017e nakonec p\u0159ece jen chcete hlasovat v Buvol\u00edm Bi\u010di, mus\u00edte se d\u00e1t zapsat do voli\u010dsk\u00fdch seznam\u016f. Registra\u010dn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159 je v soudn\u00edm pal\u00e1ci a je otev\u0159ena jen od 23,55 hodin do p\u016flnoci ka\u017edou \u0161estou sobotu v m\u011bs\u00edci. D\u00e1le je pot\u00ed\u017e v tom, \u017ee a\u010dkoli registra\u010dn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159 je otev\u0159ena, vrata do soudn\u00edho pal\u00e1ce jsou zav\u0159ena a je to sakra pr\u00e1ce dostat se dovnit\u0159.  <\/p>\n<p> I tak \u010dernoch George Abernathy to k velk\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed registra\u010dn\u00edho \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edka dok\u00e1zal. A kdy\u017e se dostal dovnit\u0159, po\u017e\u00e1dal o z\u00e1pis do volebn\u00edch seznam\u016f.<br \/> \u201ePrima, George, prima! R\u00e1d zap\u00ed\u0161u, jen co mi odpov\u00ed\u0161 tuhle na n\u011bkolik ot\u00e1zek. Nejd\u0159\u00edv, jakpak je to s tv\u00fdm vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00edm?&quot;<br \/> \u201eByl jsem stipendistou v britsk\u00e9m Oxfordu. Jsem bakal\u00e1\u0159em svobodn\u00fdch um\u011bn\u00ed university v Columbii, z\u00edskal jsem akademick\u00fd titul na Harvardsk\u00e9 universit\u011b a doktor\u00e1t filosofie ve st\u00e1t\u011b Massachussetts.&quot;<br \/> \u201eTo je ohromn\u00e9, George. Tak, te\u010f po\u010dkej, n\u011bco se t\u011b zept\u00e1m. Um\u00ed\u0161 \u010d\u00edst a ps\u00e1t?&quot;<br \/> \u201eNapsal jsem t\u0159i knihy o kybernetice, k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00e9 filosofii, o pokro\u010dil\u00e9 politick\u00e9 teorii.&quot;<br \/> \u201eByl bych r\u00e1d, kdybys nepou\u017e\u00edval tak velk\u00fdch slov, George. P\u0159\u00edmo nen\u00e1vid\u00edm pov\u00fd\u0161en\u00e9 voli\u010de.&quot;<br \/> Abernathy: \u201eMysl\u00edm, \u017ee m\u00e1m pr\u00e1vo d\u00e1t se zapsat.&quot;<br \/> \u201eOv\u0161em \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161, ale mus\u00edm t\u011b nap\u0159ed vyzkou\u0161et, zda jsi gramotn\u00fd, proto\u017ee nem\u016f\u017eeme p\u0159ipustit, aby nev\u011bdomci volili na\u0161eho velk\u00e9ho guvern\u00e9ra George Wallace, jestli v\u016fbec v\u00ed\u0161, co t\u00edm m\u00edn\u00edm. A proto, nep\u0159e\u010detl bys mi n\u011bco z t\u00e9hle novin?&quot;<br \/> \u201eTo jsou \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 noviny.&quot;<br \/> \u201eSpr\u00e1vn\u011b.&quot;<br \/> Abernathy p\u0159e\u010detl t\u0159i pov\u00eddky z \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch novin. Registra\u010dn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk zkoprn\u011bl, ale nechce to d\u00e1t najevo.<br \/> \u201eSpr\u00e1vn\u011b, nyn\u00ed mi p\u0159e\u010dti tyhle hieroglyfy.&quot;<br \/> Abernathy p\u0159e\u010detl hieroglyfy a registra\u010dn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk za\u010dal b\u00fdt nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed.<br \/> \u201eTady je finsk\u00e1 \u00fastava, finsky. Bude\u0161 tak laskav a vysv\u011btl\u00ed\u0161 mi prvn\u00edch \u010dtrn\u00e1ct \u010dl\u00e1nk\u016f.&quot;<br \/> \u201eCo to m\u00e1 co d\u011blat s volbami v Alabam\u011b?&quot;<br \/> \u201eMus\u00edme odstranit v\u0161echny agit\u00e1tory a jim podobn\u00e9. Tak co, podrob\u00ed\u0161 se zkou\u0161ce nebo ne?&quot;<br \/> George Abernathy vysv\u011btl\u00ed 14 \u010dl\u00e1nk\u016f finsk\u00e9 \u00fastavy a registra\u010dn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk se opravdu vyd\u011bs\u00ed. Telefonuje do kancel\u00e1\u0159e guvern\u00e9ra a hl\u00e1s\u00ed, co se d\u011bje. Za n\u011bkolik minut p\u0159ijde do kancel\u00e1\u0159e guvern\u00e9r\u016fv pobo\u010dn\u00edk a prohl\u00e1s\u00ed: \u201eGuvern\u00e9r chce, abyste p\u0159istoupil k \u010d\u00e1sti 4. na\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9 zkou\u0161ky.&quot;<br \/> Registra\u010dn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk p\u0159istoup\u00ed k trezoru a vyjme z n\u011bho hlin\u011bn\u00fd d\u017eb\u00e1n. \u201eTak, George, nyn\u00ed mus\u00ed\u0161 ud\u011blat u\u017e jen jedno. Bu\u010f tak laskav a p\u0159e\u010dti mi kter\u00e9koli dva listy z t\u011bchto svitk\u016f, nalezen\u00fdch u Mrtv\u00e9ho mo\u0159e.&quot;<br \/> Abernathy p\u0159e\u010dte prvn\u00ed, ale klop\u00fdtne na jednom slov\u00ed\u010dku druh\u00e9ho listu.<br \/> \u201eHm, hm, je mi stra\u0161n\u011b l\u00edto, George, propadl jsi p\u0159i zkou\u0161ce, ale m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 p\u0159ij\u00edt za rok a pokusit se znova.&quot;<br \/> Abernathy opustil kancel\u00e1\u0159, do n\u00ed\u017e vstoupil jak\u00fdsi b\u011bloch z Alabamy, aby se dal zapsat.<br \/> Registra\u010dn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk \u0159ekl: \u201eBudete tak laskav a \u0159ekn\u011bte mi, jak\u00e9 i p\u00ed\u0161eme ve slov\u011b ryba, m\u011bkk\u00e9 nebo tvrd\u011b?&quot; <br \/> B\u011bloch: \u201eM\u011bkk\u00fd.&quot;<br \/> \u201eZkuste to je\u0161t\u011b jednou. Nesm\u00edte podl\u00e9hat tr\u00e9m\u011b.&quot;  <\/p>\n<p> ART BUCHWALD (New York Herald Tribune, 60. l\u00e9ta)  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed n\u011bkolika dny zem\u0159el americk\u00fd fejetonista Art Buchwald. Od mali\u010dka jsem si schov\u00e1val jeho \u010dl\u00e1nky. Vtipn\u011b komentovaly americkou realitu. 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