{"id":572,"date":"2007-02-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/02\/24\/volby-a-penize\/"},"modified":"2007-02-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T23:00:00","slug":"volby-a-penize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/02\/24\/volby-a-penize\/","title":{"rendered":"Volby a pen\u00edze"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"logo\"P\u0159ed n\u011bkolika t\u00fddny zem\u0159el americk\u00fd fejetonista Art Buchwald. Od mali\u010dka jsem si schov\u00e1val jeho \u010dl\u00e1nky. Vtipn\u011b komentovaly americkou realitu. Pokud by v\u00e1m jeho fejetony, star\u00e9 a\u017e 30 let, n\u011bco p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly, nen\u00ed to podobnost \u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodn\u00e1. To, co kritizoval, se pomalu p\u0159esunulo i k n\u00e1m. <\/span> <\/p>\n

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Jedn\u00edm z velk\u00fdch probl\u00e9m\u016f na\u0161ich americk\u00fdch voleb jsou pen\u00edze. V\u011bt\u0161ina prezidentsk\u00fdch kandid\u00e1t\u016f odstoupila jen proto, \u017ee jim vyschl pramen. M\u016fj p\u0159\u00edtel Maccabee je proto velmi rozezlen a vin\u00ed z toho na\u0161e spojence. <\/p>\n

\u201eKdekoliv maj\u00ed v zahrani\u010d\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 volby, Spojen\u00e9 st\u00e1ty d\u00e1vaj\u00ed tamn\u00edm politik\u016fm pen\u00edze. A pro\u010d oni n\u00e1m ned\u00e1vaj\u00ed pen\u00edze, kdy\u017e m\u00e1me u n\u00e1s volby?"
\u201eTo m\u00e1te tak, p\u0159\u00edteli, to je nez\u00e1konn\u00e9." <\/p>\n

\u201eJen\u017ee nez\u00e1konn\u00e9 je to i v jin\u00fdch zem\u00edch a p\u0159ece se zd\u00e1, \u017ee to CIA nep\u0159ek\u00e1\u017e\u00ed ve financov\u00e1n\u00ed kdejak\u00fdch voleb. Pod\u00edvejte se na It\u00e1lii. CIA nacpala mili\u00f3ny dolar\u016f do italsk\u00fdch voleb. Bylo by logick\u00e9, aby It\u00e1lie projevila trochu vd\u011b\u010dnosti a jako protihodnotu dala na\u0161im politik\u016fm n\u011bjak\u00e9 pen\u00edze. Konec konc\u016f, p\u0159\u00e1telstv\u00ed p\u0159ece nen\u00ed jednosm\u011brn\u00e1 ulice." <\/p>\n

\u201eDomn\u00edv\u00e1m se, \u017ee to snad dob\u0159e ch\u00e1pete," poznamenal jsem, \u201ed\u016fvody, pro kter\u00e9 podporujeme italsk\u00e9 politiky spo\u010d\u00edvaj\u00ed v tom, aby se tato zem\u011b nestala komunistickou. Je p\u0159ece v na\u0161em z\u00e1jmu dohl\u00e9dnout na to, aby se k moci nedostala nespr\u00e1vn\u00e1 vl\u00e1da. It\u00e1lie se v\u0161ak u n\u00e1s nem\u00e1 \u010deho b\u00e1t, bez ohledu na to, kter\u00e1 strana vyhraje a tak jej\u00ed tajn\u00e1 slu\u017eba nemus\u00ed korumpovat ani jednoho z kandid\u00e1t\u016f na prezidentstv\u00ed." <\/p>\n

\u201eTo je jen v\u00fdmluva. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee Italov\u00e9 n\u00e1m prost\u011b necht\u011bj\u00ed d\u00e1vat pen\u00edze. Necht\u011bj\u00ed d\u00e1t na na\u0161e volby ani zl\u00e1manou gre\u0161li. V\u0161ichni jejich politikov\u00e9 v\u011bd\u00ed jak od n\u00e1s dostat pen\u00edze. Ale kdy\u017e bota tla\u010d\u00ed n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho a n\u00e1\u0161 kandid\u00e1t je \u0161vorc, tv\u00e1\u0159i se jako by to nevid\u011bli. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by se m\u011bl vydat z\u00e1kon o tom, \u017ee se nebudeme vm\u011b\u0161ovat do voleb v t\u011bch zem\u00edch, kter\u00e9 se nebudou cht\u00edt vm\u011b\u0161ovat do na\u0161ich." <\/p>\n

\u201eTo by nebylo fair," odv\u011btil jsem Maccabeemu. \u201eV\u011bt\u0161ina t\u011bch politik\u016f, kter\u00fdm jsme v zahrani\u010d\u00ed pom\u00e1hali, vzala si pen\u00edze od CIA s podm\u00ednkou, \u017ee je nebudou muset vracet. Jak bychom to vypadali p\u0159ed takov\u00fdm zahrani\u010dn\u00edm dikt\u00e1torem, kdybychom za n\u00edm p\u0159i\u0161li a \u0159ekli mu: \u201ePod\u00edvej se, my jsme t\u011b dostali na tohle m\u00edsto, te\u010f je \u0159ada na tob\u011b, abys n\u00e1m dal n\u011bjak\u00e9 pen\u00edze na to, aby se jeden z na\u0161ich dostal do \u00fa\u0159adu.’" <\/p>\n

\u201eA co by na tom bylo \u0161patn\u00e9ho?" zeptal se Maccabee. \u201ePod\u00edvejte se, co jsme ud\u011blali v Chile. Umo\u017enili jsme n\u011bkolika nezn\u00e1m\u00fdm d\u016fstojn\u00edk\u016fm, aby se v zemi uchopili moci. Bez na\u0161ich prach\u016f by to nikdy nebyli dok\u00e1zali. Te\u010f jsou na koni. Mohli by projevit trochu vd\u011b\u010dnosti a financovat na\u0161e prezidentsk\u00e9 volby v leto\u0161n\u00edm roce." <\/p>\n

\u201eAle to by nebylo dobr\u00e9," protestoval jsem. \u201eKdyby Chile financovala na\u0161e prezidentsk\u00e9 volby, bylo by to zasahov\u00e1n\u00ed do na\u0161ich vnit\u0159n\u00edch z\u00e1le\u017eitosti. Copak to nech\u00e1pete?"
\u201eAle my do jejich vnit\u0159n\u00edch z\u00e1le\u017eitost\u00ed zasahujeme. Vsad\u00edm se s v\u00e1mi, nikde ve \u00b4svobodn\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b‘ nebyly \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 volby, aby se Spojen\u00e9 st\u00e1ty nebyly pokusily str\u010dit tam n\u011bjak\u00e9 pen\u00edze. J\u00e1 proti tomu nic nem\u00e1m. Mn\u011b jde jen o to, aby platilo pravidlo: n\u011bco za n\u011bco. Kdy\u017e jsme jim pom\u00e1hali p\u0159i zvolen\u00ed, a\u0165 tak\u00e9 oni pom\u016f\u017eou na\u0161im p\u0159i volb\u00e1ch. V\u017edy\u0165 k tomu jsme p\u0159ece spojenci." <\/p>\n

\u201eV\u00edte, nejhor\u0161\u00ed na tom je to," vysv\u011btlil jsem Maccabeemu, \u201e\u017ee jejich tajn\u00e9 slu\u017eby nemaj\u00ed pen\u00edze na rozd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed jako CIA. Mili\u00f3n dolar\u016f na podplacen\u00ed na\u0161eho politika, to jsou pro n\u011b velk\u00e9 pen\u00edze!" <\/p>\n

\u201eNa takov\u00fd argument v\u00e1m nenalet\u00edm," odtu\u0161il Maccabee. \u201eV\u00edte co si mysl\u00edm? V\u011bt\u0161ina na\u0161ich takzvan\u00fdch p\u0159\u00e1tel se \u010derta star\u00e1 o na\u0161e volby. Ano, pochopiteln\u011b o nich hovo\u0159\u00ed, ale kdyby \u0161lo o to vydat n\u011bjak\u00e9 pen\u00edze na to, o \u010dem hovo\u0159\u00ed, d\u011blaj\u00ed, jako bychom v\u016fbec nebyli na sv\u011bt\u011b. Spojen\u00e9 st\u00e1ty jsou nejvelkorysej\u0161\u00ed zem\u00ed sv\u011bta. \u010cehokoliv se n\u011bjak\u00e9mu zahrani\u010dn\u00edmu politikovi zachce, hned to bez probl\u00e9m\u016f dostane. Kdy\u017e ale n\u011bjak\u00fd n\u00e1\u0161 politik pot\u0159ebuje pen\u00edze, ani jeden zahrani\u010dn\u00ed agent za nim nep\u0159ijde s ot\u00e1zkou: ,Mohl bych pro v\u00e1s n\u011bco ud\u011blat?‘ \u2014 Pov\u00edd\u00e1m v\u00e1m, maj\u00ed v\u00e1s za pitomce." <\/p>\n

\u201eMrz\u00ed m\u011b, \u017ee si to mysl\u00edte, p\u0159\u00edteli," \u0159ekl jsem mu rozmrzele. <\/p>\n

\u201eV\u017edy\u0165 nejsem s\u00e1m," vyhodil sv\u016fj trumf. \u201eMili\u00f3ny Ameri\u010dan\u016f jsou u\u017e otr\u00e1veny z toho podpl\u00e1cen\u00ed ciz\u00edch politik\u016f a hlavn\u011b z toho, \u017ee z toho m\u00e1me starou belu." <\/p>\n

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