{"id":574,"date":"2007-03-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/03\/10\/umni-potast-rukou\/"},"modified":"2007-03-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-09T23:00:00","slug":"umni-potast-rukou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/03\/10\/umni-potast-rukou\/","title":{"rendered":"Um\u011bn\u00ed pot\u0159\u00e1st rukou"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"logo\"P\u0159ed n\u011bkolika t\u00fddny zem\u0159el americk\u00fd fejetonista Art Buchwald. Od mali\u010dka jsem si schov\u00e1val jeho \u010dl\u00e1nky. Vtipn\u011b komentovaly americkou realitu. Pokud by v\u00e1m jeho fejetony, star\u00e9 a\u017e 30 let, n\u011bco p\u0159ipom\u00ednaly, nen\u00ed to podobnost \u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodn\u00e1. To, co kritizoval, se pomalu p\u0159esunulo i k n\u00e1m. <\/p>\n

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Politikov\u00e9 od p\u0159\u00edrody dovedou d\u016fkladn\u011b pot\u0159\u00e1sl rukou, ale jen m\u00e1lo z nich pat\u0159\u00ed do t\u0159\u00eddy sen\u00e1tora Williama Proxmira z Wisconsinu. <\/p>\n

Sen\u00e1tor Proxmire je kr\u00e1lem v pot\u0159\u00e1s\u00e1n\u00ed rukou. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 koncem ka\u017ed\u00e9ho t\u00fddne cel\u00fdch p\u011bl let, co je sen\u00e1torem, vrac\u00edv\u00e1 se do sv\u00e9ho domovsk\u00e9ho st\u00e1tu s pevnou my\u0161lenkou \u2014 pot\u0159\u00e1st si rukou s co nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm poetem posti\u017een\u00fdch. Minul\u00fd rok stiskl ruku 6OO.OOO kr\u00e1t a letos, pon\u011bvad\u017e se znovu uch\u00e1z\u00ed o zvolen\u00ed, douf\u00e1, \u017ee se zna\u010dn\u011b zlep\u0161\u00ed. <\/p>\n

Zat\u00edmco v\u011bt\u0161ina politik\u016f stiskne ruku tenkr\u00e1t, kdy\u017e ji uvid\u00ed, sen\u00e1tor Proxmire vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1 ruce, aby je mohl stisknout t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u011bdeck\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem. Je t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nemo\u017en\u00e9 nestisknout si ruku se sen\u00e1torem, jste-li n\u00e1hodou ve stejn\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b. <\/p>\n

Typick\u00fd Proxmir\u016fv v\u00edkend prob\u00edh\u00e1, jak n\u00e1m sen\u00e1tor vysv\u011btlil, asi takto: sen\u00e1tor odjede z Washingtonu ve\u010der v 6.45 hodin a v 8.00 hodin je v Milvvaukee. Okam\u017eit\u011b sp\u011bch\u00e1 do m\u00edstn\u00edho n\u00e1kupn\u00edho centra a zahajuje akci pot\u0159\u00e1s\u00e1ni rukou. Sen\u00e1tor v\u017edy stoj\u00ed p\u0159ed n\u00e1kupn\u00edm st\u0159ediskem, aby mohl stisknout ruku v\u0161em, kdo vstupuj\u00ed i vych\u00e1zej\u00ed. Obvykle prohla\u0161uje: \u201eJsem sen\u00e1tor Proxmire a cht\u011bl jsem se s v\u00e1mi pozdravit." Pak jim pod\u00e1 agita\u010dn\u00ed let\u00e1k. <\/p>\n

\u201ePohod\u00ed-li n\u011bkdo tuto literaturu, zvednu ji," \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 sen\u00e1tor. \u201eVypad\u00e1 to velmi \u0161patn\u011b, kdy\u017e se agita\u010dn\u00ed literatura povaluje po chodn\u00edku."
Za velmi chladn\u00fdch ve\u010der\u016f dovol\u00ed laskav\u00fd majitel obchodu obvykle sen\u00e1torovi, aby post\u00e1val ve vstupn\u00ed hale. Kdy\u017e si sen\u00e1tor pot\u0159ese rukou v n\u00e1kupn\u00edm st\u0159edisku, sp\u011bch\u00e1 si odpo\u010dinout, aby brzy r\u00e1no mohl vst\u00e1t a p\u0159ikva\u010dit k n\u011bkter\u00e9mu z\u00e1vodu a opakovat vysiluj\u00edc\u00ed turn\u00e9. Postav\u00ed se u br\u00e1ny velk\u00e9 tov\u00e1rny a tiskne ruku d\u011bln\u00edk\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed jdou do pr\u00e1ce. M\u00e1-li tato tov\u00e1rna v\u00edce bran, sen\u00e1tor se na sklonku ve\u010dera vrac\u00ed, aby u n\u011bkter\u00e9 br\u00e1ny stiskl ruku d\u011bln\u00edk\u016fm sp\u011bchaj\u00edc\u00edm dom\u016f. <\/p>\n

B\u011bhem dne proch\u00e1z\u00ed hlavn\u00ed ulic\u00ed m\u011bsta a tiskne ruce kolemjdouc\u00edm n\u011bkde na rohu nebo p\u0159ed velk\u00fdm jednotkov\u00fdm domem. V sobotu odpoledne, kdy\u017e je fotbalov\u00e1 sez\u00f3na v pln\u00e9m proudu, vyhled\u00e1 sen\u00e1tor nejv\u00fdznamn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1pas ve m\u011bst\u011b a pot\u0159\u00e1s\u00e1 si rukama se v\u0161emi fotbalov\u00fdmi fanou\u0161ky. B\u011bhem dne m\u016f\u017ee absolvovat n\u011bkolik z\u00e1pas\u016f, doj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed autem z jednoho m\u011bsta do druh\u00e9ho. <\/p>\n

\u201eFotbalov\u00e9 z\u00e1pasy v\u00e1m poskytnou spousty rukou," \u0159ekl sen\u00e1tor, \u201eale n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edci mysl\u00ed na n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho a nem\u00e1te jistotu, \u017ee si zapamatuj\u00ed, \u017ee jste jim stiskl ruku."
Proto sen\u00e1tor r\u00e1d nav\u0161t\u011bvuje ku\u017eeln\u00edky. \u201eV ku\u017eeln\u00edc\u00edch jsou lid\u00e9 klidn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, posed\u00e1vaj\u00ed a nic ned\u011blaj\u00ed." <\/p>\n

Ve\u010der d\u00e1v\u00e1 sen\u00e1tor Proxmire p\u0159ednost n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b ledn\u00ed revue, z\u00e1pasu v ko\u0161\u00edkov\u00e9 nebo kina, aby pracoval p\u0159ed vchodem. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm \u00fasp\u011bchem cel\u00e9 jeho politick\u00e9 kari\u00e9ry bylo, kdy\u017e za jedin\u00fd ve\u010der dok\u00e1zal obrazit ledn\u00ed revue, ps\u00ed v\u00fdstavu a1 sch\u016fzi mormon\u016f.
A\u010dkoli stisky rukou v zim\u011b jsou nesm\u00edrn\u00ed studenou prac\u00ed, sen\u00e1tor \u0159\u00edk\u00e1. \u017ee zim\u011b d\u00e1v\u00e1 p\u0159ednost p\u0159ed l\u00e9tem. \u201eV zim\u011b dok\u00e1\u017eete bleskurychl\u00e9 stisky. Lid\u00e9 se necht\u011bj\u00ed d\u00e1l zdr\u017eovat. V l\u00e9t\u011b ponechaj\u00ed ruku d\u00e9le a pot\u00ed se." <\/p>\n

N\u011bkdy se sen\u00e1tor zran\u00ed. \u201eNejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm nebezpe\u010d\u00edm pro politika je pot\u0159\u00e1st si ruku s \u010dlov\u011bkem, kter\u00fd je fyzicky siln\u00fd, pop\u00edjel a hlasuje pro jin\u00e9ho chlap\u00edka." <\/p>\n

ART BUCHWALD (60. l\u00e9ta) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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