{"id":655,"date":"2007-07-06T10:27:20","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T08:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/07\/06\/lidova-slovesnost-proti-radaru\/"},"modified":"2007-07-06T10:27:20","modified_gmt":"2007-07-06T08:27:20","slug":"lidova-slovesnost-proti-radaru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2007\/07\/06\/lidova-slovesnost-proti-radaru\/","title":{"rendered":"Lidov\u00e1 slovesnost proti radaru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-3\" src=\"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/logo.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"logo\" title=\"logo\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"100\" height=\"65\" align=\"left\" \/>M\u00e1m r\u00e1da zdrav\u00fd selsk\u00fd rozum a ten se projevuje pr\u00e1v\u011b v lidov\u00fdch tv\u016fr\u010d\u00edch d\u00edlech. Proto zde uv\u00e1d\u00edm aspo\u0148 n\u011bkter\u00e9 verze reakce na\u00a0 trapnou &quot;vl\u00e1dn\u00ed&quot; p\u00edse\u0148 o chv\u00e1le radaru.  <\/p>\n<p> <!--more--> <\/p>\n<p> Tady je politick\u00fd postoj lid\u00ed vyj\u00e1d\u0159en jasn\u011b.\u00a0  <\/p>\n<p> Zdrav\u00fd selsk\u00fd rozum, n\u00e1zor lidu:\u00a0  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt listoval denn\u00edm tiskem<br \/> Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt zanechal hovor\u016f<br \/> Kdy\u017e v Praze ministr s k\u0159iv\u00fdm pyskem<br \/> Lezl Bushovi an\u00e1lem nahoru<br \/> \u00a0<br \/> Dobr\u00fd den, prapore krys a tupc\u016f<br \/> zase ses rozvinul nad n\u00e1ma<br \/> Dobr\u00fd den, prapore rud\u00fdch jezdc\u016f<br \/> Hv\u011bzdu jsme p\u0159ekryli pruhama<br \/> \u00a0<br \/> Dobr\u00fd den, zbab\u011blc\u016fm, prost\u011b welcome<br \/> Tak jsme se u\u017e zase do\u010dkali<br \/> Dobr\u00fd den, Jid\u00e1\u0161i, j\u00e1 ti tlesk\u00e1m<br \/> Nad Prahou zas se to zakal\u00ed<br \/> \u00a0<br \/> Vy\u0159i\u010f tam pros\u00edm do vesm\u00edru<br \/> Vy\u0159i\u010f tam mezi hv\u011bzdama<br \/> \u017ee \u010ce\u0161i vyl\u00ed\u017eou ka\u017edou d\u00edru<br \/> A\u0165 je rud\u00e1 nebo s pruhama\u00a0  <\/p>\n<p> \u00a0A dal\u0161\u00ed verze:  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> \u00a0Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt listoval denn\u00edm tiskem,<br \/> cely sv\u011bt zanechal hovor\u016f.<br \/> Nesta\u010dil se divit co je mo\u017en\u00e9,<br \/> Parkanov\u00e1 zp\u00edv\u00e1 radaru.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> \u00a0Dobr\u00fd den radare m\u016fj nejmilej\u0161\u00ed,<br \/> tak u\u017e jsem t\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b spat\u0159ila,<br \/> dobr\u00fd den radare nejmocn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed,<br \/> j\u00e1 jsem se do tebe zbl\u00e1znila.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> \u00a0Dobr\u00fd den radare, jsi tak skv\u011bly,<br \/> tak jsem se kone\u010dn\u011b do\u010dkala.<br \/> Dobr\u00fd den radare j\u00e1 ti tlesk\u00e1ma <br \/> nejrad\u0161i bych t\u011b vojela.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Vy\u0159i\u010f tam pros\u00edm do vesm\u00edru,<br \/> vy\u0159i\u010f tam mezi hv\u011bzdama,<br \/> \u017ee r\u00e1di do prdele lezem s ostatn\u00edma debilama.\u00a0\u00a0  <\/p>\n<p> A z internetu:\u00a0  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Dobr\u00fd den prapore s modr\u00fdm kl\u00ednem <br \/> Bledne\u0161 a zase se \u010derven\u00e1\u0161 <br \/> Byli jsme s Adolfem i Stalinem <br \/> A te\u010f si zp\u00edv\u00e1me Bush je n\u00e1\u0161.\u201c\u00a0  <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"> A z Hal\u00f3 novin:  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt sly\u0161el tu na\u0161i Vlastu <br \/> Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt zanechal hovoru <br \/> Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt vysko\u010dil od rozhlasu <br \/> A zdvihl pohledy nahoru.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> D\u011bkujem Vlasti\u010dko za v\u00e1\u0161 v\u00fdplod <br \/> Tak jsme se kone\u010dn\u011b do\u010dkali <br \/> Person\u00e1l p\u0159ipil si na v\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159\u00edchod <br \/> V kazajku zdvo\u0159ile vma\u010dkali  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Vy\u0159i\u010fte pros\u00edm na samotce, <br \/> Vy\u0159i\u010fte mezi st\u011bnami, <br \/> Dnes se k n\u00e1m vr\u00e1t\u00ed l\u016f\u017eko z klece, <br \/> Vy\u010d\u00edtal p\u0159ijde za v\u00e1mi. <br \/> \u00a0<br \/> J\u00e1 to tak zazp\u00edvat nedovedu, <br \/> Hanbou se t\u0159ese mi dneska hlas, <br \/> M\u00e1te pr\u00fd Vlasti\u010dko p\u011btapade <br \/> A sv\u011bt se zbl\u00e1znil podle v\u00e1s.  <\/p>\n<p> Pavel \u0160legr (z Hal\u00f3 novin):  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Tak jsem dnes listoval denn\u00edm tiskem <br \/> A ptal se, jestli jsi Vy\u010d\u00edtale v po\u0159\u00e1dku <br \/> Kdy\u017e jsi ho p\u0159iv\u00edtal ruky stiskem <br \/> A hluboko lezl mu do zadku.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Dobr\u00fd den prapore hv\u011bzd a krve <br \/> Copak jsi p\u0159ivezl tentokr\u00e1t <br \/> Kdepak zas n\u011bjak\u00e1 v\u00e1lka bude <br \/> Kdepak m\u00e1 sv\u00e9 z\u00e1jmy tv\u016fj st\u00e1t.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> Vemte si radary, prost\u011b good bye <br \/> A nechte n\u00e1s zas jednou klidn\u011b sp\u00e1t <br \/> Nech\u00e1pu pro\u010d tohle \u010ce\u0161i d\u011blaj <br \/> Hrbit h\u0159bet na v\u00fdchod pak na z\u00e1pad.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> P\u0159eju v\u0161em Am\u00edk\u016fm z cel\u00fd du\u0161e <br \/> Hrst rozumu selsk\u00fdho <br \/> Kopn\u011bte kamsi toho Bushe <br \/> A pak si zajdem na pivo.\u00a0  <\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"> Soukrom\u00e1 sloka pro G.Bushe:  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> \u017d\u00e1d\u00e1m t\u011b Ji\u0159\u00edku o laskavost <br \/> P\u0159itul se k jedn\u00fd sv\u00fd raket\u011b <br \/> To bud oh\u0148ostroj jedna radost <br \/> A zas p\u00e1r let bude klid na sv\u011bt\u011b.  <\/p>\n<p> Chv\u00e1la radaru vytvo\u0159ena profesion\u00e1lem a politikem:\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p> Dobr\u00fd den, prapore hv\u011bzd a pruh\u016f  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> 1. Cel\u00fd sv\u011bt listoval denn\u00edm tiskem, <br \/> cel\u00fd sv\u011bt zanechal hovor\u016f, <br \/> j\u00e1 jsem V\u00e1s uv\u00edtal ruky stiskem <br \/> a zvedl pohled sv\u016fj nahoru.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> 2. Dobr\u00fd den, prapore hv\u011bzd a pruh\u016f, <br \/> tak u\u017e ses rozvinul nad n\u00e1ma, <br \/> dobr\u00fd den, prapore na\u0161ich druh\u016f, <br \/> co jsme je v\u00edtali s d\u017e\u00edpama.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> 3. Dobr\u00fd den, radare, prost\u011b\u00a0 welcome, <br \/> tak jsme se kone\u010dn\u011b do\u010dkali, <br \/> dobr\u00fd den, radare, j\u00e1 ti tlesk\u00e1m, <br \/> k\u00e1mo\u0161i us\u00e1rnou m\u00e1vali.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> 4. Vy\u0159i\u010f tam pros\u00edm do vesm\u00edru, <br \/> vy\u0159i\u010f tam mezi hv\u011bzdama, <br \/> \u017ee chcem \u017e\u00edt nad\u00e1l s ka\u017ed\u00fdm v m\u00edru, <br \/> rad\u0161i v\u0161ak \u0161ijeme U Sama.<br \/> \u00a0<br \/> 5.=3. Dobr\u00fd den, radare, prost\u011b\u00a0 welcome&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> 6. Vy\u0159i\u010f tam pros\u00edm, \u017ee my v\u00edme, <br \/> kdo n\u00e1m kdy p\u0159ines svobodu, <br \/> kde Masaryk s prezidentem Wilsonem <br \/> pomoh na\u0161emu n\u00e1rodu.  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> 7.=2. Dobr\u00fd den, prapore hv\u011bzd a pruh\u016f&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1m r\u00e1da zdrav\u00fd selsk\u00fd rozum a ten se projevuje pr\u00e1v\u011b v lidov\u00fdch tv\u016fr\u010d\u00edch d\u00edlech. 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