{"id":794,"date":"2008-02-08T08:10:15","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T07:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2008\/02\/08\/kurt-tucholsky-rady-pro-patneho-enika\/"},"modified":"2008-02-08T08:10:15","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T07:10:15","slug":"kurt-tucholsky-rady-pro-patneho-enika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/2008\/02\/08\/kurt-tucholsky-rady-pro-patneho-enika\/","title":{"rendered":"Kurt Tucholsky: Rady pro \u0161patn\u00e9ho \u0159e\u010dn\u00edka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" alignleft size-full wp-image-3\" src=\"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/logo.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"logo\" title=\"logo\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"100\" height=\"65\" align=\"left\" \/>D\u00e1rek Miloslava Ransdorfa \u010desk\u00fdm politik\u016fm <\/p>\n<p> <!--more--> <\/p>\n<p> Nikdy neza\u010d\u00ednej za\u010d\u00e1tkem, n\u00fdbr\u017e v\u017edy t\u0159i m\u00edle p\u0159ed za\u010d\u00e1tkem! Asi takhle: <\/p>\n<p> \u201eM\u00e9 d\u00e1my a p\u00e1nov\u00e9! P\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e p\u0159ejdu k t\u00e9matu dne\u0161n\u00edho ve\u010dera, dovolte mi, abych V\u00e1m kr\u00e1tce\u2026\u201c <\/p>\n<p> Zde m\u00e1\u0161 u\u017e v z\u00e1sad\u011b v\u0161echno, co \u010din\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00fd za\u010d\u00e1tek: kostrbat\u00e9 osloven\u00ed; za\u010d\u00e1tek p\u0159ed za\u010d\u00e1tkem; ozn\u00e1men\u00ed, o \u010dem zam\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed\u0161 mluvit; a slov\u00ed\u010dko \u201ekr\u00e1tce\u201c. Tak z\u00edsk\u00e1\u0161 v okam\u017een\u00ed srdce a u\u0161i poslucha\u010d\u016f. <\/p>\n<p> Nemluv zpam\u011bti \u2013 to d\u011bl\u00e1 tak neklidn\u00fd dojem. Nejl\u00e9pe to bude tak, \u017ee svou \u0159e\u010d p\u0159e\u010dte\u0161. To je jist\u00e9, spolehliv\u00e9 a tak\u00e9 ka\u017ed\u00e9ho pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed, kdy\u017e \u010dtouc\u00ed \u0159e\u010dn\u00edk se po ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u010dtvrt\u00e9 v\u011bt\u011b seshora ned\u016fv\u011b\u0159iv\u011b d\u00edv\u00e1, zda tam v\u0161echny je\u0161t\u011b jsou.  <\/p>\n<p> Kdy\u017e u\u017e ale nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161 poslechnout, co se Ti tu tak p\u0159\u00e1telsky rad\u00ed a chce\u0161 mluvit naprosto a zcela zpam\u011bti\u2026. Mluv tak, jak p\u00ed\u0161e\u0161: a j\u00e1 v\u00edm, jak Ty p\u00ed\u0161e\u0161. Mluv dlouh\u00fdmi, dlouh\u00fdmi v\u011btami, takov\u00fdmi, p\u0159i nich\u017e m\u00e1\u0161 Ty doma klid, kter\u00fd tak moc pot\u0159ebuje\u0161, bez ohledu na sv\u00e9 d\u011bti, p\u0159ipravuje\u0161 je, p\u0159esn\u011b v\u00ed\u0161, jak\u00fd je konec, vedlej\u0161\u00ed v\u011bty kr\u00e1sn\u011b poskl\u00e1dan\u00e9 vz\u00e1jemn\u011b do sebe jako krabice, tak\u017ee poslucha\u010d, netrp\u011bliv\u011b sn\u00edc\u00ed t\u011bkav\u011b sv\u016fj sen na sv\u00e9m sedadle, zat\u00edmco d\u0159\u00edve si tak r\u00e1d zd\u0159\u00edml, \u010dek\u00e1 na konec takov\u00e9ho souv\u011bt\u00ed. <\/p>\n<p> Tak, te\u010f jsem Ti pr\u00e1v\u011b dal p\u0159\u00edklad. Takto mus\u00ed\u0161 mluvit. Za\u010dni v\u017edy u star\u00fdch \u0158\u00edman\u016f a st\u00e1le uv\u00e1d\u011bj u toho, o \u010dem mluv\u00ed\u0161, spole\u010densk\u00e1 pozad\u00ed v\u011bci. To nen\u00ed jen n\u011bmeck\u00e9 \u2013 to \u010din\u00ed v\u0161ichni obr\u00fdlen\u00ed lid\u00e9. Jednou jsem sly\u0161el mluvit na Sorbonn\u011b \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9ho studenta, kter\u00fd mluvil hladce a dob\u0159e francouzsky , ale promlouval k v\u0161eobecn\u00e9 pot\u011b\u0161e takto: <\/p>\n<p> \u201eDovolte mi, abych V\u00e1m ve v\u0161\u00ed kr\u00e1tkosti vyl\u00ed\u010dil d\u011bjiny v\u00fdvoje m\u00e9 vlasti od doby 2000 p\u0159ed narozen\u00edm Krista\u2026\u201c A zcela u\u017easl\u00fd pokukoval, proto\u017ee se n\u00e1sledkem toho lid\u00e9 sm\u00e1li.  <\/p>\n<p> Takto to mus\u00ed\u0161 d\u011blat. M\u00e1\u0161 zcela pravdu: tomu opravdu \u010dlov\u011bk jinak neporozum\u00ed, kdo by tomu mohl tak\u00e9 porozum\u011bt bez historick\u00fdch pozad\u00ed\u2026velmi spr\u00e1vn\u011b! Lid\u00e9 p\u0159ece nep\u0159i\u0161li na Tvou p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku, aby si vyslechli v\u011bci o \u017eivouc\u00edm \u017eivot\u011b, n\u00fdbr\u017e to, co si mohou tak\u00e9 naj\u00edt v knih\u00e1ch\u2026Velmi spr\u00e1vn\u011b! Nestarej se o to, zda vlny, kter\u00e9 od tebe b\u011b\u017e\u00ed do publika, se tak\u00e9 vracej\u00ed zp\u011bt. Mluv bez ohledu na \u00fa\u010dinek, na lidi, na vzduch v s\u00e1le; jenom st\u00e1le mluv, m\u016fj dobr\u00e1ku. <\/p>\n<p> Mus\u00ed\u0161 v\u0161echno vlo\u017eit do vedlej\u0161\u00edch v\u011bt. Nikdy ne\u0159\u00edkej: \u201eDan\u011b jsou p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 vysok\u00e9\u201c. To je \u0159e\u010deno p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 jednodu\u0161e. \u0158\u00edkej:\u201c Cht\u011bl bych tomu, co jsem pr\u00e1v\u011b \u0159ekl, je\u0161t\u011b kr\u00e1tce podotknout, \u017ee dan\u011b zdaleka\u2026\u201c Tak to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt. <\/p>\n<p> Up\u00edjej tu a tam p\u0159ed lidmi sklenici vody \u2013 to lid\u00e9 r\u00e1di vid\u00ed. Kdy\u017e u\u010din\u00ed\u0161 vtip, sm\u011bj se p\u0159edem, aby se v\u011bd\u011blo, kde je pointa. <\/p>\n<p> \u0158e\u010d je orchestr\u00e1ln\u00ed kus: n\u011bm\u00e1 masa mluv\u00ed toti\u017e nep\u0159etr\u017eit\u011b spolu s Tebou. A to Ty mus\u00ed\u0161 sly\u0161et. Ne, Ty to nepot\u0159ebuje\u0161 sly\u0161et. A tak jenom mluv, jenom \u010dti, jenom hromuj, jenom historizuj. K tomu, co jsem pr\u00e1v\u011b \u0159ekl o technice \u0159e\u010di, bych cht\u011bl je\u0161t\u011b kr\u00e1tce podotknout, \u017ee hodn\u011b statistiky v\u017edycky velice o\u017eiv\u00ed \u0159e\u010d. To ohromn\u011b uklidn\u00ed a proto\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd je schopen bez n\u00e1mahy si zapamatovat deset rozd\u00edln\u00fdch \u010d\u00edsel, tak je to hodn\u011b z\u00e1bavn\u00e9. <\/p>\n<p> Oznamuj konec sv\u00e9 \u0159e\u010di dlouho dop\u0159edu, aby poslucha\u010d ze sam\u00e9 radosti nedostal z\u00e1chvat mrtvice. <\/p>\n<p> Oznam konec a potom za\u010dni svou \u0159e\u010d od za\u010d\u00e1tku a \u0159e\u010dni je\u0161t\u011b p\u016fl hodiny. To se d\u00e1 zopakovat v\u00edcekr\u00e1t. <\/p>\n<p> Nemluv nikdy m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017e p\u016fldruh\u00e9 hodiny, jinak se ani nevyplat\u00ed v\u016fbec v\u00e1\u017en\u011b za\u010d\u00edt.<br \/> Kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo mluv\u00ed, mus\u00ed ti ostatn\u00ed poslouchat \u2013 to je Tvoje p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost. Zneu\u017eij ji! <\/p>\n<p> <em>Z n\u011bm\u010diny p\u0159elo\u017eil Miloslav Ransdorf<\/em> <\/p>\n<p> <em>Ze str\u00e1nek <\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ransdorf.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>http:\/\/www.ransdorf.com<\/em><\/a>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00e1rek Miloslava Ransdorfa \u010desk\u00fdm politik\u016fm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/novysmer.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}